The Bio of a Man Named “Mo”

A long time ago
Lived a man named “Mo”.
Mo goes into the desert
And sees a burning bush show!
Mo went, “Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
What is this? I gotta know!”
God called out to Mo: “Hello!”
“Mo! It’s Me! Yo, Yo, Yo!”
Moses replied: “Yo, Yo, Yo!
I’ve just run away from Pharaoh – uh oh!”
God speaks and says, “Mo, Mo, Mo – back you go!”
Moses asked, “Yo, where You want Mo to go?”
God said to Moses, “Back to Egypt you go!”
“Yo, I’m just an average Joe, I’m no pro!
My speech is too slow – I really can’t go!”
God told Moses: “Mo, it’s okay! Go get your bro!
Tell him to say, ‘Yo Pharaoh! Let me people go!’ ” Pharaoh laughed at Mo with a loud
“Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m never letting yo people go!”
Pharaoh said no…and God said,
“Ten plagues – Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!”
The locusts mow, mow, mow
Every plant…everywhere they go!
The rivers turned to blood everywhere they flow!
After the first few plagues,
Pharaoh was only…so-so!
Finally, after ten plagues, Pharaoh was laid low and screams, “GO!!!”
When it came time to leave Egypt,
A call went out through the camp: “Tally Ho!”
They came to the Red Sea with the Egyptian army in tow
So they asked Mo, “How do we go?!?”
The great, wise Mo said, “I don’t know! I’ll ask YO!”
Then Mo raised his hands…the Red Sea stopped its flow…
The people crossed without a boat to row…
Mo lowered his hands so the Red Sea would overflow
With that, God gave Pharaoh’s army a K.O.!
Score 1 to Yo and Mo, Zero to Pharaoh! After they crossed the Red Sea, Mo went up to collect the Stone Tablets
That contained the Ten “No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!”
Mo came down the mountain with a golden glow
But saw something bad had happened below!
The pity party had begun and the people put on a bad show.
Moses saw the golden moo made by his bro
And shouted, “No! No! No! Now we’ve made God our foe!”
When they were crossing the desert, the going was slow.
Then their faith started to run low
They complained, they murmured about everything from head to toe.
Though God gave them white stuff just like bread dough,
Manna from heaven that fell like fresh snow.
They asked for fried quails, they ate till they puked
They caught some diseases, they cried and they wailed.
Because of their disobedience, MO and Co. ended up
40 years in the desert going to and fro.
When they came to Canaan land, 12 spies had to go.
When they saw the giants, 10 hearts turned to Jello.
Because of that, the people picked up stones
At Mo they wanted to throw.
This is the story of a CEO named MO
Who never got to Canaan go!

The moral of the story, if you really want to know:
Join the Road Show if you want to grow up to be like MO!

(Written by PJ for Road Trip Sermon Series)